IS TRUMP RIGHT ABOUT AFRICA SHITHOLE?
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Nigerians react as the Spiritual Snake that swallowed 36 Million Naira ($110,000) from the JOINT ADMISSION AND MATRICULATION BOARD Office JAMB in Benue state is finally caught.
Recall
The Joint Admission and Matriculations Board (JAMB) has said that it won’t spare any mysterious snake in its vault swallowing public fund. The board’s Public Relations Officer, PRO, Fabian Benjamin, stated this while appearing on Channels TV on Tuesday, February 13, 2018. Recall that a couple of days ago, a JAMB official in Benue state had shocked the public with a confession wherein she claimed a mysterious snake swallowed N36 million from the board’s office vault in Benue state.
ORIGINAL NEW LEAKED FROM THE BOARD MEETING
COMEDY
COMEDY BY MADE BY SOME NIGERIAN ABOUT THE AFRICA SHIT HOLES
STREET INTERVIEW
JAMB QUESTIONS 2018.
1. Animals that eat money are called…
A. Carnivores.
B. Omnivores.
C. Monivores.
D. Herbivores.
2. What is the natural habitat for naira-eating snakes?
A. Aquatic
B. Jamb headquarters
C. Terrestrial
D. Forest
3. The process by which a snake swallows money is called…
A. Phagocytosis
B. Engulfing
C. Pinocytosis
D. Embezzlement.
4. What will snake drink after swallowing huge some of money….
A. Water
B. Gulder
C. Hennessy
D. All of the above.
5. What kind of snake can swallow N36million Naira only……
A. Ejola
B. Python
C. Oka
D. Anaconda
6. In what country in Africa that snakes swallows money in an office……
A. Zimbabwe
B. Egpty
C. Naija
D. Kenya
7. The study of snake swallowing money can be best described as……….
A. Snakenology
B. Olelology
C. Corruptology
D. All of the above
8. If the snake is arrested and taken to the court by the EFCC will it win the case…….
A. Yes…. Since there’s no evidence against the innocent snake
B. No….. The EFCC will win the case since the snake is not a politician.
C. Yes & No.
D. The Judge will throw the case out.
9. Snake that can swallow money is dangerous to be in the society because it may start robbing the banks….
A. False
B. True
C. Maybe
D. I don’t think so.
10. Let assume the snake is sentence to jail how many years do you think it will spend in jail….
A. Just a year
B. 3 and half years
C. 43 years
D. Life in prison.
Bonus questions it carries 40 marks… Answer careful please.
If it turned out that it was the Jamb officials that swallowed the money but they lied against the innocent snake, what should snake do?
A. Swallow all of them alive.
B. Forgive and forget.
C. Demand for it’s share of the money.
D. Leave Naija for Ghana.
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